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有什么搞笑的段子

时间:2025-05-09 函己亥 来源:橘子网

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有什么搞笑的段子

1、你们若是注意,每个人都是以自己的步幅行走。

2、我就还是依与的伊莉莎白

3、只要我们住在对方心里,死亡就不是分离。

4、Robert Frost said, two roads diverged in a wood and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

5、I would like you to step forward over here, and peruse some of the faces from the past. You've walked past them many times, but I don't think you've really looked at them. They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts……Full of hormones. Just like you. Invincible just like you fell. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things just like many of you. Their eyes are full of hope, just like you.

6、文佳佳:名牌这些都是有钱没心的!

7、你要你的吗?

8、等了十年,我原以为国家早把我忘了。——怎么会呢?就算是一条内裤,一张卫生纸都有它的用处。

9、我总认为,要真正爱上一个人是件非常不容易的事情。爱情只是一瞬间的,所以,我觉得,和永尾君的那段感情是很珍贵的,是这样,我爱上了你,你爱上了我,那情景珍藏在我心里,不管明天会发生什么,我的爱是义无返顾的,过去的我是如此,现在的我也是如此,回首往事,我只想说一句话:“青春无悔!”是的,无悔!

10、I close my eyes, and this image floats beside me.



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