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七律送瘟神拼音

《七律送瘟神拼音》

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七律送瘟神拼音

1、Lucy: Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?

2、因为这里是世界上最坏的地方。

3、我很幸运,你和别人的爸爸不一样,没有任何人的爸爸能够总是去公园。

4、Carl:It's just that the first moment I saw you,I fell in love with you,instantly,and I thought that, if I got luckier than any man has ever got, it would be a tragedy if I didn't have. . .A condom.I can see how that was just sick and very wrong, and so I'm gonna take the condom out of my pocket and I'm throwing the condom into the North Sea.You see, I already adore you. I hope one day we'll get married and have children.

5、糊涂凯文:当我游泳的时候,一群松鼠从我身边游过,我说"松鼠先生,你为什么仰泳?""我仰泳是害怕我的坚果(蛋蛋)弄湿"。(英文nut有坚果还有蛋蛋的意思)

6、很多地方我不如你们,但是也有某些地方我比你们强,比你们任何人都强。

7、Mark: Simple. Don't say anything at all.

8、千昭、抱歉,那个多少有些想看。

9、Ugga: What‟s that on your head?乌嘠:你头上戴的是什么东西? Gran: It‟s called desperation.外婆(讽刺地说):那个东西叫“绝望”。

10、I told you I've never dealt with these Lamborghinis before



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